By Steffany Gutierrez
Dear Tower,
Because you are fairly young and less than a semester old, you are not expected to know much about the fashion and style world. I will help you by saying this: Less is more!
Yes, sometimes we might think the more stuff we got going on, the better we might look, when in reality we can still look good with a few key elements. Despite all the style deficits you have going on dear, you do have something in your favor.
For example, your natural skin tone goes well with everything. You also have height and proportions working for you, which is always a plus. Finally, you have demonstrated your skill for adaptability, which is a great quality to have. Good move getting rid of the orange sunburst, a borrowed trait at best. Black is always best.
In order for you to look great this holiday season, I have three recommendations for you. First and foremost: stop trying so hard to look old! Age will come on its own, and when it does, you’ll want your youth back. Second, lose one of your embellishments and recognize that sometimes simplicity is elegance. Third and last, keep standing tall!
We’re all standing beside you.
Disclaimer: The viewpoint above was creatively crafted to both amuse and entertain you. The references and characters appearing in this work are purely fictional. All resemblance to real events, people or structures, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Really.
Happy Holidays.
